Thursday, May 6, 2010

Home Invasion Lite!

So I just had one of the more unusual experiences ever.

I was laying on my bed reading some internets and all of a sudden, my bedroom door opens. First off, this is weird because both of my roommates knock before opening the door and my girlfriend wasn't here, so there was no reason for my door to open.

It got even more bizarre when I realized I've never seen the person who was standing there. Some total stranger, standing in my door... I kinda didn't know what to say, I didn't have anything sharp on my desk and I was wearing boxers and a tshirt so I just looked at him and said "what's up, man?"

"This is Sebastian and Kyle's house, the party is here." he slurred.

"Nope, it definitely isn't." I replied, already on my feet.
I said, "let's get you on your way."

"No, I'm supposed to be here. The party is now."
"There's no party here, man."

I was slowly walking him towards the front door. He tried going into my other roommate's bedroom and I said "Nope, we're going this way."

I led him out the door and figured that was about it.

When my roommate came back from moving his car I said "hey dude, did you forget to close the front door when you went to move your car?"

"uh, maybe?"
"Well some super drunk guy just walked into the house looking for the party."

When I told Sarah, she told me to call the police, I didn't really think about it, but since the dude was gone and the adrenaline started to wear off, I figured I should at least call non-emergency. I'd hate for this drunk kid to walk into someone else's house and realize they aren't as friendly/understanding or y'know, armed.

The dispatcher asked if I wanted a patrol to swing by, I told them I didn't see which way he went and there's really no problem at this point. Couple minutes later, a squad car pulls up and I meet the cop outside, told him what happened but I didn't know where he went. He told me he'd be back.

Five minutes later, two squad cars show up, I told him nothing was missing, the guy didn't present any threat, he was just really drunk and got lost.

So yea, that was fucking totally weird. I feel like I had a mini-heartattack and my pulse is still quick...

... Is it bad that I tweeted about it before I called the police?


Unknown said...

No, it's not bad that you twated first.

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