Friday, August 7, 2009

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!

WELL, EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TV PITCHMAN DIED RECENTLY AND, SURE ENOUGH, THERE WAS COCAINE IN HIS SYSTEM WHEN HE DIED. I MEAN, THAT'S NOT REALLY SURPRISING, RIGHT? IN A WAY, IT SORTA MAKES HIS DEATH MORE BADASS. ANYONE CAN HAVE A HEART ATTACK, BUT AT LEAST HE WENT OUT RAGING.

NATURALLY, I'VE CALLED ON THE POWER OF THE BILLY MAYS BUTTON TO WRITE THIS POST, IT'S ONLY FITTING.

TAKE NOTE, JOHN HUGHES. BILLY WAS RIDING THE WHITE DRAGON WHEN HIS HEART EXPLODED, JOHN WAS EXERCISING... BOTH SAD, ONE SLIGHTLY LESS LAME.

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