Saturday, August 8, 2009

It's too damn hot for a penguin.

It's above 90 in Chicago today. Normally, this isn't that weird, but it's been a pretty chill summer this year, rarely getting above 80, so 92 is downright hellish.

I attempted to spend some time outside and take some pictures, but after about 30 minutes, I felt like a giant sweaty ass sat on me. Next best thing - sitting in the air conditioning, watching Arrested Development on Hulu and eating sushi. There may have been a nap in there too.

Fear not, internets, there's a watermelon with an inverted bottle of vodka in its grill that we will be eating tonight. I suppose alcohol makes the heat more bearable.

So yea, that should be entertaining.


Unknown said...

Lol at having a giant sweaty ass sit on you. I know that exact feeling but couldn't ever put it in to words so eloquently. A few years back, I was going to inject various fruits with vodka for a summer party. I went to the pharmacy to purchase insulin syringes to use (can't stuff the end of a vodka bottle into a grape) and was turned away because the pharmacist must have thought I was a junkie or something. He didn't laugh when I asked if it was okay for me to go dig around in the dumpster for some.

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